FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

1. It’s funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the market. 

2. It’s funny how long a couple of hours spent at church seem, but how short it seems when watching a movie. 

3. It’s Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

4. It’s funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.

5. It’s funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a favorite book. 

6. It’s funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church.

7. It’s funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last minute.

8. It’s funny how much difficulty some people have learning a bible verse, but how easy it is for the same people to learn and repeat a joke to someone. 

9. It’s funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

10. It’s funny, how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they don't have to believe, or to think, or to say, or to do anything.

IT’S FUNNY, ISN’T IT? IT’S ALL IN HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!